June 18th, 2007 When you see a headline that reads
Woman Jailed for Testicle Attack
you’ve really got a duty to have a sneaky peaky at the story.
It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person.
I think you are, love. Yanking the plums is not the equivalent of a handshake.
I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember.
Ah, temporary amnesia comes to the rescue again. I’ve heard this a lot recently.
Surely the taste of claret and spunk and a warm, egg-shaped object in your mouth would have jogged the memory.
[Via: BBC News]
